Random Drunk Thoughts

Just me randomly spewing all over the internets. Pretty much NSFW liberal, angry, bitter, sarcastic man. I don't really take most things seriously but then i take some more seriously.

Also naked guys.

Sorry sensitive readers but i like naked guys and funny stuff. I also like to offend. Let me know if i do.

Yes there are naked guys.
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Double checking finishes and listening to cloud nothings. Thank you @morrisce for the recommendation

Work me almost home

I got s cupcake. #fattyfatty2x4

lilfzyman:

*POUNCE*

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mattsbrickgallery:

legolot:

Venus Fly Trap

Feed me Semour, FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG!

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I built a bridge yesterday. #lego

Oh fudge this is the worst paper cut. Finally stopped bleeding. No fingering tonight

scandinaviancollectors:

The Barcelona Pavilion, by Mies van der Rohe, 1929, Barcelona, Spain. Demolished 1930 and rebuilt in 1986. / Flickr

scandinaviancollectors:

The Barcelona Pavilion, by Mies van der Rohe, 1929, Barcelona, Spain. Demolished 1930 and rebuilt in 1986. / Flickr

Because sometimes I make responsible food choices

But seriously I try not to take a selfie but my inbox is on fire #whoaemail #checkcheckdaemail #workpains

brianlionzion:

this guys got a c̱͇̣̪̩̭̦h͙u͚ṉ͇̫͙̼̝̯k̭͎͖̭̠y͈̹̯ ̲b̭̬̽̅́̅ͭ͆e̵̱̗̰̦̤͍ͭ̓͟pͤͣ͐̀̈́̉͗ͩ҉̙̮͇̦̜̙͓̞iͫ̈́̍̍͆̚҉̹͔̰ͅs̠̪̣͎̬̱ͭ̏̏ͅͅ ï̴̅̓ͥ̽̃̽̇̄͂͊҉̨҉̪̮̫̠̜̜̹̪̪̩͓̖k̸̘̠͇̪̟̟͎̩̱ͨ͌̾̃ͥͭ̓̅ͦ̍͂̅͟͡e̵̡̫̭̺͇̭͇̦̩̠͇͓̥̤̞̝͙͚̮̐͊̐̓̊̾̐͐̏͛́ͅ ̨̰̰̠͉̗̥͚̫͖ͦͯ͛͗ͤ͆̈́ͩͤ̾̐͂̄ͧ̇̚͝m̽͐ͥ̋͒̎̅̓̽̅̑̑͐̈̊̍͒ͤ҉̨̨̲͓̟̘͓͈̮̻̯͢e̴̹͓̦͇̖̺̬̖͓͇͖͔͙͍͖̗̜͗̑ͨͧ͒̓̂ͤ͐

brianlionzion:

this guys got a c̱͇̣̪̩̭̦h͙u͚ṉ͇̫͙̼̝̯k̭͎͖̭̠y͈̹̯ ̲b̭̬̽̅́̅ͭ͆e̵̱̗̰̦̤͍ͭ̓͟pͤͣ͐̀̈́̉͗ͩ҉̙̮͇̦̜̙͓̞iͫ̈́̍̍͆̚҉̹͔̰ͅs̠̪̣͎̬̱ͭ̏̏ͅͅ ï̴̅̓ͥ̽̃̽̇̄͂͊҉̨҉̪̮̫̠̜̜̹̪̪̩͓̖k̸̘̠͇̪̟̟͎̩̱ͨ͌̾̃ͥͭ̓̅ͦ̍͂̅͟͡e̵̡̫̭̺͇̭͇̦̩̠͇͓̥̤̞̝͙͚̮̐͊̐̓̊̾̐͐̏͛́ͅ ̨̰̰̠͉̗̥͚̫͖ͦͯ͛͗ͤ͆̈́ͩͤ̾̐͂̄ͧ̇̚͝m̽͐ͥ̋͒̎̅̓̽̅̑̑͐̈̊̍͒ͤ҉̨̨̲͓̟̘͓͈̮̻̯͢e̴̹͓̦͇̖̺̬̖͓͇͖͔͙͍͖̗̜͗̑ͨͧ͒̓̂ͤ͐

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I want these.

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