1. There is too much music. I can’t keep up and can’t afford it. Start sucking like nickelback ok?
2. There are some cute daddy bears around here. Wish I wasn’t monogamous just to touch them. Oh well.
3. I need a Civilization V hole. Just a day of nonstop playing.
4. I can solve Afghanistan and the middle east. Pull out immediately. Fuck them. They don’t want us we don’t need them. We shouldn’t give money to countries that don’t want us. Fuck the aid. Just ignore all the middle eastern asshat crazy Muslims.